yesterday i went into walmart twice. the first time i purchased:

batteries
shaving gel
boxer briefs


the second time i purchased:

moisturizer
an issue of star weekly
a pair of tweezers.


hmm...


went to lipstick lounge with david scarpaci and did a billy joel karaoke. it was the first time i felt okay about publicly singing. i am sure the amaretto sours helped.

then everyone did the time warp and i tipped my lesbian bartender generously.

my uncle parris is in town.

i am looking for a studio apartment in east nashville.
sexy.