the other day ashley tisdale from high school musical was in opry mills, and i probably would have broken her knees had i been in there. i cant quite explain why really.

i saw the fourth Saw movie last night. sf. per usual.

i have been channeling lindsay lohan a bit too much lately, and therefore am trying to settle my nerves with coffee and enya, which i requested we play in the office today. actually its really gross i have to change it hold on

my housemate is currently sleeping with this guy that rides a motorcycle and works at Beyond the Edge. he spent like an hour last night telling me about his prince albert piercing over some margaritas. i felt an unpleasant tingling in my groin as a result of the conversation and so i took my drink upstairs and passed out in the middle of sending a text message.

halloween is tomorrow.