a jaunt

i was already 45 minutes late because parking in the gulch is sick

but

i walked into ru sans and met lauren gardiner richards, leigh lorraine bondurant, and little cameron yeates, as well as lauren wenberg for a tedious meal of sushi. our waitress did not deserve a tip at all, and was wearing some sick knock-off designer glasses to make up no doubt for the vacuous thoughts milling through her brain. she looked like the poor man's suchin pak, and thats not saying much.

then i went and got like 16 tiny bottles of absolut and we drank outside of cocoa before hitting up Play. Some guy there decided it was a good idea to straddle cameron and i, and then we decided to go take tequila shots and drink bottomless glasses of long island iced tea.

the girls went on their way, and cameron and i went over to my friend ally's new house in madison. we picked up some stella artois and were there in 15 minutes. we got totally blown and cameron got sick but it was lovely. we woke up and a beautiful 75 degrees greeted us.

my friend jesse from philly comes in this friday, and the same thing will probably happen.

i hope to be moved in by wednesday.



oh, and if you dont know it yet, here is your latest new addiction.

www.overheardinnewyork.com


oh, and a new term i have devised for fat, bossy people...

FATITIUDE.

"that bitch has a FATITUDE"

go with it.

yes?
no?