on my way to purchase some pomade this afternoon, it was a typical day in the city.

i was listening to timbaland in my sexy chevy geo prizm, circa 1994, and in front of me...

A CAR FLIPPED INTO THE AIR AND LANDED ON ITS ROOF


in a mcdonalds parking lot.

it was certainly one of the scariest things i have ever seen. i dont know what caused it, as that i rarely pay attention to much of anything whilst cruising through town.

the above picture is a bit of an overdramatization buttt

what do you expect.



i freaked out the desk lady at the store because i asked her if she had any hand sanitizer behind the counter, claiming that i had a wet, sticky substance on my hand all of a sudden and i feared that i was infected with Hepatitis-C.

she said "i hope not," as vacuously as possible.


i think i will go swimming tonight.