I went over to Ally White's house last night and we looked at pictures of her back when she was way skinny and bulimic.

Then I went home and watched an episode of the X-Files that I remember seeing when it first aired on TV in 1995.

Some bitch at the gas station today was being extremely bossy with me when I was trying to fill up, and made me wait 10 fucking minutes before she flipped the pump on.

I said, "Well think you for being so incredibly sweet and kind about it," sarcastically.

I wanted to tell her that middle age bouffants went out of style in 1966, but I refrained and went on my sick little way.



all the people want to know your name
soon there will be lines outside your door
feelings do not matter in your game
yeah, cuz nothing's gonna touch you anymore