the eye doctor this morning was a 7:30 a.m. appointment. i dont think i have ever woken up that early for anything in my entire life.

i had to put ice cubes under my eyes and several gobs of firming cream to get the early-morning-swelling to go down. it was sick i wanted to die.

the nurse at the doctor was a tanorexic lady with a fat rock on her hand and a polka dotted belt. she had a noticeable spray tan, and the fluorescent lights werent terribly kind. doesnt she realize that if her tan is thaaat fake, she cant be working in an environment with fluorescent lighting. it is extremely unattractive and unflattering for everyone.


see danny, i was listening~